Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Skinny Jeans 2

Preston:  Mom, is there really such a thing as skinny jeans?
Me:  (laughing) Yes.
Preston:  Do you have some on?
Me:  No, I don't really like them.
Preston:  But are you wearing some right now, and that's why you're dizzy?  Because you have SPS?
Me:  What is SPS?
Preston:  It's Skinny Pants Syndrome. 
Me:  (laughing again) What does that do?
Preston:  It makes you dizzy and stop breathing and so you can't feel your legs.  I saw it on Sonny With a Chance.  And is that why you're sick right now?
Me:  No, I can feel my legs.  I just have a cold or a flu.
Preston:  Oh, that's good, because SPS makes you go potty in your pants because you can't get them off.
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4 comments:

  1. KarlieJanuary 4, 2011 at 5:07 PM

    So cute Melissa! I really needed a laugh today. We miss you and your kids and the Roberts family too. We really need to plan something soon. Maybe we could try for a day before I have my baby around mid-February.

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  2. Dawn B/dbBarnesJanuary 4, 2011 at 5:18 PM

    Melissa: That is hilarious!!!!

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  3. cardwellclanJanuary 5, 2011 at 11:30 AM

    Funny Mel! Where does he come up with this stuff? (Besides the tv show.)

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  4. rachwheelJanuary 10, 2011 at 8:10 PM

    No one makes me laugh harder than your kids. And, of course it helps that you're a very good writer. :)

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