While driving home from Costco, Avery and Preston were arguing about who got to hold my hand.
Preston: I want to hold your hand.
Avery: No, I want to hold your hand.
I sang, "I wanna hold your ha-a-a-a-a-a-and. I wanna hold your hand."
Preston: That's not a real song. You just made that up.
Me: No, it is a real song.
Preston: Then who wrote it? (He thinks every song is by Uncle Matt.)
Me: The Beatles.
Preston: The beetles? But they're just bugs.