Overheard: "No, no! We don't tug at people's bum cracks!"
Sadie: No way! ...Is that funny? Or is it funny when I say, "No way, Hoo-say"? Which one is funny?
Me: (to Sadie) Did you know it's only three days until Christmas?
Sadie's Dinosaur: Oh, I didn't know that you could yodel. And by the way, there's some poop on my bum. (The dinosaur lied. I can't yodel, and his dinosaur bum was clean.)
I overheard a kid singing "Joel the Lump of Coal" by the Killers and, supposedly, Jimmy Kimmel. Then the kid said, "Is Joel even a name? I've never heard of it before in my life." We all stared at him. Then Bill said, "Um...your UNCLE Joel?" "Oh yeah..." said the kid, looking sheepish. It's not even the kid who usually spaces out.