These are like "Your mama's so fat..." jokes, except they're true.
I'm so sick....I can't even look at chocolate.
I'm so sick....I turned off a home makeover show right before the big reveal because I couldn't stand the sound of it.
I'm so sick....I can't even read all the books I have waiting for me to read because reading makes me have motion sickness.
I'm so sick....I just change from one set of pajamas to another after taking a shower.
I'm so sick....Cafe Rio doesn't even sound good.
Okay, tell me yours. Either from when you were pregnant or just really sick. Nothing gross. It would make me sicker....