The other day, Avery had a friend over. They were getting some barbie dolls out to play. Preston told the little girl, "You HAVE to make sure all the barbies have clothes on. If my mom sees a naked barbie, she will FUH-REAK out. She HATES naked barbies!"
It's true that I hate naked barbies everywhere, but I don't think I have freaked out about them. Apparently, Preston thinks I have.