Monday, September 8, 2014

Cute Wittow Sadie

I put Sadie back in diapers because she lost interest in potty training. I checked her diaper once today, and she screamed, "Aagh! You saw my bummy!"

Sadie: Your bewybutton is a cute wittow guy.

Me: Sadie, let's see how high you can count.
Sadie: One! (Jumps) Two! (Jumps) Three! (Jumps) .... Eweven! (Jumps) That's very high to count!

Two-year-olds take things literally.

Remember how I said that Sadie likes my toes? Here is proof. It's kind of gross.

Sadie was playing with a toy, talking to it. "Hi. I'm good. I'm naked. Oh. My mom took my pajamas off to get a penciw out of the bottom of the toes, and she didn't give me any new cwose. So I'm just naked. You can pway with me. You can be my friend."

I just read an article that recommended that people in a marriage be dishonest if they don't like a meal their spouse made. That seems like the worst advice I have ever heard. What do you think? It's okay if you disagree with me. 

1 comment:

  1. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Why would you be dishonest about a meal? It's like saying "Yes! I love that shirt" and then being forced to wear the ugliest shirt ever over and over. Because I make the food my husband likes most of the time, and if it's something he doesn't like, I make it when he's not around. There's just no reason at all to be dishonest about that. If you don't like it, just say it! You can still be appreciative of the effort that went into the making of it.