Wednesday, July 18, 2012

You'll Feel Better About Yourself...

If you want to feel like a better parent, you can read about these conversations that took place at my house recently.

Me: I am so sick of nobody listening to me when I tell you to get ready for bed! It makes bedtime my least favorite part of the day because it takes an hour for everybody to bush their teeth and get their pajamas on! Please just obey the first time!
Carter: Well, bedtime is my favorite part of the day, and it makes me sad that you keep yelling at us and ruining my favorite time.

Obviously, I need to do way better about not yelling at the kids at bedtime.

My house is mostly organized and almost clean (except for my bedroom and the office and the bathrooms). Carter commented, "It feels really weird when the house is this clean."

Obviously, I need to do way better about cleaning my house.

I was telling my kids about how someone helped me move Preston's bed when I couldn't even get it to budge an inch. Carter said, "Could you even get it to move a centimeter?" I replied, "No." Avery said, "Well, Mom, you would be a lot stronger if you would exercise more."

Obviously, I need to do way better about exercising.

We cleaned out the pantry yesterday. About one-third of the food was expired. There was some food that had expired as early as 2003. Carter asked, "How many things are in this huge pile of food?" It was the food that we were throwing away. There were over 120 items that we wasted, costing at least $300! And that doesn't even count the food that we had already put into the trash!

Obviously, I need to do way better at rotating my food.

Those are probably enough examples for you to feel better about yourselves.


  1. You know, bedtime is my least favorite time too because my kids are the exact same. It takes FOREVER to get them all in bed and I know I yell too much then too. The best part of bedtime though is when they are all in bed and the house is quiet!!! Keep it up mom! You're doing great!

  2. Oh Mel, you can always put a smile on my face! I have alot of the same problems. Being a mom is hard, but great at the same time. We need to plan another park date. I enjoyed catching up with you.

  3. Thanks for the good laugh, your kids are awesome but that's because they have awesome parents!

  4. Hmmm, sounds like you are a normal mom! You are even better than a normal mom :)