Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Skinny Jeans 2

Preston:  Mom, is there really such a thing as skinny jeans?
Me:  (laughing) Yes.
Preston:  Do you have some on?
Me:  No, I don't really like them.
Preston:  But are you wearing some right now, and that's why you're dizzy?  Because you have SPS?
Me:  What is SPS?
Preston:  It's Skinny Pants Syndrome. 
Me:  (laughing again) What does that do?
Preston:  It makes you dizzy and stop breathing and so you can't feel your legs.  I saw it on Sonny With a Chance.  And is that why you're sick right now?
Me:  No, I can feel my legs.  I just have a cold or a flu.
Preston:  Oh, that's good, because SPS makes you go potty in your pants because you can't get them off.


  1. So cute Melissa! I really needed a laugh today. We miss you and your kids and the Roberts family too. We really need to plan something soon. Maybe we could try for a day before I have my baby around mid-February.

  2. Melissa: That is hilarious!!!!

  3. Funny Mel! Where does he come up with this stuff? (Besides the tv show.)

  4. No one makes me laugh harder than your kids. And, of course it helps that you're a very good writer. :)