Preston: Mom, is there really such a thing as skinny jeans?
Me: (laughing) Yes.
Preston: Do you have some on?
Me: No, I don't really like them.
Preston: But are you wearing some right now, and that's why you're dizzy? Because you have SPS?
Me: What is SPS?
Preston: It's Skinny Pants Syndrome.
Me: (laughing again) What does that do?
Preston: It makes you dizzy and stop breathing and so you can't feel your legs. I saw it on Sonny With a Chance. And is that why you're sick right now?
Me: No, I can feel my legs. I just have a cold or a flu.
Preston: Oh, that's good, because SPS makes you go potty in your pants because you can't get them off.