Most people see Bill as a mild-mannered guy, a good husband and father. What they would never suspect is that he is a big time money launderer.
$13.75 in one load!
I couldn't find Carter a little while ago. I finally looked outside. He was across the street jumping on the neighbor's trampoline with no shirt on, with the sprinklers spraying him, yelling, "Oh yeah!" Classy.
Oh yeah, and the neighbors are out of town.
Just kidding. Their kid was out there, too.
At about the same time, I found Preston down in the basement. He had closed all the blinds and turned the lights off. And he had wrapped himself in a black cape and was lying on a futon pretending it was a coffin. He said he had to have all the lights off because he is a vampire. I think he was lying there for twenty minutes. How is that fun?