That explains a lot.
My kids finally decided what they want to be for Halloween. Little Red Riding Hood Vampire, Werewolf, and Zombie Woodcutter. Sadie's going to be a purple unicorn because my sister gave us the costume. She doesn't really fit in with the theme the other kids are going for.
Carter likes my mom's Halloween jokes:
So what is the mummy's favorite kind of music? I think it's "wrap".
Why was the ghost arrested by the game warden? He didn't have a haunting license.
What is Dracula's favorite place to visit in New York? The Vampire State Building.
What is the ghost's favorite street to go down? A dead end.
Where in the country do goblins most like to live? In North and South Scarolina.
What does a little monster call his parents? Mummy and deady.
What is the scariest thing that can happen after Halloween? Obama getting re-elected! Aaaaugh!
What's a ghost's favorite food? Boo-berries.
Why did the doctor look at the vampire's throat? Because of the coffin.
Here are Carter's jokes:
Gross. Nobody wants your free poo.
What's an ant's favorite clothes?
Pants. That's why they always say you have ants in your pants.
What's Ferb's favorite month?
What's a ghost's favorite kind of bird?
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her...
What's a dachshund's favorite time of year?
What's a hot dog's least favorite food?